Have you ever...

You get a copy of their Live Show here,
You get an autograph from them there,
You get the Special Edition’s Director’s Cut,
You get a random game that nobody plays.

You get a mini Halo Helmet that fits your cat,
You get special Night Vision goggles that are Army Certified,
You get the Hologram box that everyone can’t afford,
You get the Title “Legendary Edition” on your cover.

You get the built in washer and dryer,
You get the first month’s rent waived,
You get beautiful patio addition,
You get the house fumigated annually.

You get to have brownies every so often,
You get to feel the warmth of affection,
You get to have someone to always rely on,
You get to have someone you can go anywhere with.

It’s all about the Bonus Features.
The last four aren’t Bonus Features.
They are something else completely.
Genuine Love.